30 Worst Pickup Lines of 2023 – It’s Bad But It Actually Works
Sometimes, pickup lines are just soooo bad you want to cringe… but that’s usually the best thing about it 😜
Are you tired of hearing the same old pickup lines? Do you want to try something new and fresh, even if it’s considered the worst of the worst? Then look no further, because we have compiled a list of the 30 worst pickup lines of 2023, and believe it or not, some of these might actually work.
- “Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.”
- “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”
- “Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.”
- “Are you an angel? Because heaven is missing one.”
- “Excuse me, but I think you dropped something… my jaw.”
- “Do you have a sunburn or are you always this hot?”
- “Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.”
- “Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.”
- “Are you a time traveler? Because I can’t imagine my future without you in it.”
- “Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.”
- “Are you a genie? Because you just granted my wish.”
- “Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.”
- “Do you have a compass? Because I want to find my way to your heart.”
- “Do you have a map of the stars? I want to find the one that matches your smile.”
- “Are you a UFO? Because you just abducted my heart.”
- “Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.”
- “Do you have a time machine? Because I want to spend every moment with you.”
- “Are you a ray of sunshine? Because you brighten up my day.”
- “Do you believe in love at first swipe? Because I just swiped right.”
- “Do you have a map of the world? Because I want to find my way to your heart.”
- “Are you a meteor? Because you just lit up my world.”
- “Do you have a fire extinguisher? Because you’re smoking hot.”
- “Do you have a light? Because you’re shining so bright.”
- “Are you a mermaid? Because you’re making waves in my heart.”
- “Do you have a camera? Because you’re picture perfect.”
- “Are you a shooting star? Because you just made my wishes come true.”
- “Do you have a map of the universe? Because I want to explore it with you.”
- “Are you a rainbow? Because you bring color to my life.”
- “Do you have a compass? Because I want to find my way to your heart.”
- “Are you a shooting star? Because you’re the brightest thing in my sky.”
So there you have it, the 30 worst pickup lines of 2023. Some of these might make you cringe, but don’t count them out just yet. You never know, one of these cheesy lines might just be the thing that breaks the ice and starts a new connection. Just remember, be confident and have fun!
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