21 Dirty Pickup Lines For Her
These pickup lines are dirty and sexual, send her these if you want to get lucky tonight!
Are you feeling playful? Do you want to make her laugh? Then here are 21 dirty pickup lines for her! These are sure to put a smile on her face, and make her blush. Remember though, use them with caution, as they may come off as too strong and off-putting! Have fun and enjoy these 21 dirty pickup lines for her!
- Is it your place or mine? What do you think? I’ll toss a coin. Head to my house, tail to yours.
- Are you a Subway employee? You just handed me a footlong.
- Would you let me bust a nut in your hole if we were both squirrels?
- You must be Medusa because you make me as hard as rock.
- Are you a regular churchgoer? You’re going to be on your knees tonight.
- My d*ck has been feeling a little lifeless recently. Do you want to try some mouth-to-mouth?
- Do you go by Dora? Because I’m going to let you explore this d*ck.
- I’d tell you a joke about my p*nis, but it would be too long.
- Would you spit or swallow my seed if I were a watermelon?
- Do your legs consist of Nutella? Because I’d like to disseminate them.
- Let only latex stand between us and our love.
- Do you consider yourself a sea lion? Because I’ll be able to see you lion in my bed tonight.
- I’d like to floss your pubic hair.
- I’m suffering from a severe headache. Sex is said to be the best headache remedy. What about we go upstairs and figure out a solution?
- Although I am not a windshield repairman, I can fill in your crack.
- That dress looks great on you… and I would, too.
- There are many fish in the sea, but you are the only one I want to catch and mount back at my house.
- What is the distinction between a Ferrari and an erection? I do not own a Ferrari.
- I had lost my virginity. Can I borrow yours?
- Do you consider yourself a cowgirl? Because I see you riding on me.
- Are you the TV lottery lady? Because I imagine you supporting my balls.
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