24 Best Dirty pickup lines for 2023
These dirty pickup lines will make your partner all hot and bothered 😳
2023 is here, so it’s time to get creative with your pickup lines. Whether you’re looking to have a good laugh or just have a little fun with someone, there’s no denying that a good pick-up line can grab someone’s attention. Here are 20 dirty pickup lines for 2023 which will make a lasting impression in 2023!
- You’re so hot, my zipper is falling for you.
- They say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me?
- I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?
- Are you an eco-friendly kind of girl? The condom in my pocket goes expires tomorrow, so why don’t you help me use it?
- Give me your car keys so I can drive you crazy.
- Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!
- I love my bed, but I’d rather be in yours.
- Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you.
- Your body is 70 percent water… and I’m thirsty.
- I lost my keys… can I check your pants?
- Did you know my lips are like Skittles and you’re about to taste the rainbow?
- I’m peanut butter. You’re jelly. Let’s have sex.
- I’m not feeling myself today. Can I feel you instead?
- I don’t think I want babies, but I wouldn’t mind refining my baby-making technique with you.
- That drink has too many calories, but I know a great way to burn them off.
- Love that dress, it would look much better on my floor though.
- Is it possible that you might be an elevator? I would happily go up and down on you.
- If being sexy is a crime, then you are under arrest.
- You must be a bowl of corn flakes, because I want to spoon you.
- That shirt looks hot on you, as would I.
- I lost my condom, do you have one we could use?
- Did you bring your umbrella? You can expect a snow storm tonight with me.
- Is there a mirror in your crotch because I can see myself there.
- If you look this good with clothes on, you must be insanely hot without them.
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