Avoid these pickup lines! They’re so cringe!

With modern dating, it can take a lot of work to know how to start a conversation. However, don’t worry – we have you covered with the best cringe pickup lines of 2023! These lines will bring a smile to anyone’s face, and maybe even help you break the ice and Win your crush’s Heart. So, let’s look at 20 Cringe Pickup Lines 2023!

• Roses are red, violets are blue DaVinci painted Mona, cause he couldn’t find you.
• Some Pokemon for anyone slightly nerdy. Charmeleons are red, Blastoise are blue, if you were a Pokemon, I would choose you.
• My mom told me that life was a deck of cards, so I guess you must be the queen of hearts.
• Roses are red. Violets are blue. Covid-19 canceling everything except my feelings for YOU.
• “Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.”
• “I woke up thinking today was just another boring Monday, and then I saw you.”

• “Do you mind if I walk you home? My mother always told me to follow my dreams.”
• “What’s a perfect gentleman like myself doing without your phone number?”
• “On a lazy Sunday: Netflix all day, getting lost in a museum, or cuddling with me?”
• “If we were at home, cuddling on a rainy Sunday morning, what would we have for breakfast?”
• Kiss me if I’m wrong. But dinosaurs still exist, right?
• “Heard you like bad girls, well I’m bad at everything.” Blinks instead of winking.
• Your eyes are like IKEA. I’m totally lost in them.

• Are you http? Because without you I’m just ://
• I want our love to be like the number Pi: irrational and never-ending.
• Can I tie your shoelaces? Cause I don’t want you falling for someone else.
• My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful person here. How should we spend their money?
• You look so familiar. Didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
• Why would I need to know about the solar system? My whole world revolves around you.
• If you were a Transformer you’d be Optimus Fine!

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