22 Rated 18+ Horny Pickup Lines
These horny pickup lines make the room hot and steamy! 🥵
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Looking for a good pickup line that’s sure to make ’em laugh? Look no further! In this blog, we’ll cover some of the rated horny pickup lines around. From cheesy one-liners to obscure pop-culture references, we’re sure that you’ll find something that will make ’em chuckle and make your move a little easier. So let’s get pickin’!
- Let me guess your favourite position: anything that involves my balls bouncing against your ass.
- So you’re not into casual sex? Fine, I’ll put on a tux, and we can call it formal sex.
- You should definitely join the circus. [She’ll say why?] Well, so you can learn to juggle balls all day.
- So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?
- Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control because I just saw a fox!
- I’m against animal cruelty. Please don’t hurt my monkey, stroke it gently.
- Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
- Are you the lottery lady on TV? Because I’m seeing you vividly holding up my balls.
- I’m a keen bird watcher, and I’m looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher. Have you seen one?
- Your body is 70 percent water… and I’m thirsty.
- You’re so hot, my zipper is falling for you.
- They say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me?
- I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?
- Are you an eco-friendly kind of girl? The condom in my pocket goes expires tomorrow, so why don’t you help me use it?
- Your outfit would look great on my bedroom floor.
- Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?
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- I lost my keys… can I check your pants?
- Did you know my lips are like Skittles and you’re about to taste the rainbow?
- Do I have to sign for your package?
- I know a great way to burn off the calories in that drink.
- Please don’t let this go to your head, but do you want some?
- Are you an elevator? Because I’ll go up and down on you.
