20 of The Worst Pickup Lines to Get Someone to Laugh
Sometimes the worst pickup lines can be hilarious! Here’s some examples.
It is difficult to come up with a good pickup line that is going to get someone to laugh or at least spark some curiosity. But sometimes, when trying too hard and attempting to be funny, we end up with some incredibly cringe-worthy and downright bad pickup lines. This blog is dedicated to the 20 worst pickup lines out there, so read on and enjoy!
- My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.
- There Must Be Something Wrong With My Phone, Because It Doesn’t Have Your Number In It.
- Are you a UFO? ‘Cause you just abducted my heart.
- Are you a chicken pot pie? ‘Cause you’re my piece of pie.
- Are you a middle eastern oil tycoon? ‘Cause you’re hot as hell.
- Are you a tree? ‘Cause you look like a woody.
- Are you an character from the movie The Sixth Sense? ‘Cause I can see dead people… in your eyes.
- Did Your License Get Suspended For Driving All These Guys Crazy?
- Is There An Airport Nearby; Or Is That Just My Heart Taking Off?
- Are you a chicken pot pie? ‘Cause you’re my piece of pie.
- Are you a middle eastern oil tycoon? ‘Cause you’re hot as hell.
- you were a transformer you’d be Optimus fine
- Are you a banana? Because you are very appealing.
- Was you mother an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!
- Can you take off your clothes so I can see where you hide your angel wings?
- I seem to have lost my number—can I have yours?
- Were You In Boy Scouts? Because You Sure Have Tied My Heart In A Knot.
- Are You My High School English Teacher’s Comments On My Essays? Because You Have Fine Written All Over You!
- You Know, I’m Not Really This Tall. I’m Just Sitting On My Wallet.
- My Doctor Told Me I’m Missing Vitamin U. Can You Help Me?
These pickup lines are really the worst, but the more you read them the cuter they can be. Now that you’ve seen them all, maybe you even found one that could work?
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