Don’t make the mistake of using these bad pickup lines!

Whether you’re trying to make someone laugh or simply make an awkward impression, these 17 bad pick up lines are sure to make a lasting impression. Some of them are so bad they’re good, others are so bad that they’re just plain bad. Read on and find out which ones you should use.

• Are you my appendix? I don’t know what you do or how you work, but I feel like I should take you out.
• Somebody call the cops because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!
• Are you a parking ticket? because you’ve got FINE written all over you
• Are you a UFO? because you just abducted my heart
• Are you my appendix? because this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out
• Are you a campfire? because you’re hot and I want to roast marshmallows with you

• Are you a 90 degree angle? because you’re looking right
• Are you a turbocharger? because you add a little pep to my step
• Are you a mirror? because I can see myself in you
• Are you a banana? because I find you a-peeling

• Are you a roller coaster? because you give me butterflies in my stomach
• Are you a doctor? because you just gave me a check-up
• Hey girl, are you a beaver? ‘Cause damn!
• Are you an orphanage? Because I want to give you kids.

• Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.
• Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.
• Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friend I have met an angle.

Bad pickup lines are generally… bad. I don’t need to tell you that cause you should already know. But, like I said earlier, they make one hell of an impression. If you manage to use these bad pickup lines and still get them to be interested in you, props to you. Keep it up!

If not, maybe check out other pickup lines from us:

• The Best Pickup Lines 2023 That Will Make You Feel The Fireworks
• 15 Sexy Pickup Lines to Spice Up Your Conversations (100% Guaranteed)
• 20 Funny Pick Up Lines That Will Blow Your Crush’s Mind