Let’s get rid of the concept “Dirty Pick Up Lines = Bad”. Because it’s really not!

People say dirty pick up lines are bad, but I think it’s just misunderstood. Most people don’t know how to use dirty pick up lines and just send them to random people — no wonder there’s the preconception of them being bad. There are certain situations where using dirty pick up lines is accepted.

What kind of situations, you ask? Well the kind where you want to get down and dirty, of course. Sending the people you’re attracted to these dirty pick up lines might actually help your night.

Dirty Pick Up Lines

• Let’s go back to my house and do some math. add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
• You must be a broom, because you just swept me off my feet!
• Let’s flip a coin! Heads you’re mine. Tails I’m yours!
• You’re so hot, my zipper is falling for you.
• I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?
• I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.

• I don’t want to have kids with you, but I’m happy to help you practice.
• Sorry, that seat is taken, but you can come and sit on my lap if you’d like. We’ll talk about whatever pops up.
• I’d give you my phone number, but I seem to have lost it. Could I borrow yours?
• Well, lucky me. I’ve checked off my whole to-do list except for one thing – you.

Hmm.. maybe these are a little bit too dirty, let’s tone it down a little bit.

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Slightly less dirty pick up lines

• Are you a stack of dirty dishes? ‘Cause I want to get you wet and do you all night long.
• Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
• Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.
• Do you have pet insurance? No. That’s too bad because your pussy is going to get pounded tonight.
• Hey girl, I’m a fully-fledged meteorologist and something’s telling me you’re in for a few inches tonight.
• I lost my keys… Can I check your pants?

Yeah, these should be good! If you want more, I got some more!

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• You’ve got something on your face. Wait, no, it’s just missing something. My face.
• Are you the syllabus? Because I have been studying you like crazy.
• Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
• I watched a documentary that said lips are the most sensitive part of the body, wanna find out if that’s true?
• Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good “Karma” Sutra positions we can try.
• You look great in that outfit, but I bet you’d look even better in your birthday suit.

There you go, a lot of dirty pick up lines can be used as long as you know when is the appropriate time to use it. Keep it simple, keep it cool — you do not want to be seen as someone who is creepy! Make sure to respect other people’s boundaries, too. If they say no, then it’s a no.